Storytime...

Hello!!! For a change of pace I thought I'd try a story of a visual rhyming nature.. I hope its entertaining and special thanks to all my friends who helped me make these wonderful memories! Thanks for reading ~ Rosa ~



Once upon a time.. in the land of rhyme.. there sat a creepy place ..

rumored to have the strangest crimes

some really bizarre case....

one such case I'll share with thee

the unsolved dead dustbunnie mystery

A bullet through is fluffy skull

while he listened to Patrick play Jethro tull

the usual suspects were rounded together

and interogated swiftly for good measure

rosa scoured all the land..looking for the culprit.. be it a woman or a man ..

She found some footprints leading from the scene ..

but it turned out to be a kitty and hes not at all mean.

She interviewed some models.. in the middle of a show...

but they couldn't help her.. they really didnt know ..

she interviewed a Coyote... hes wise beyond his days ..

he said check out the racetrack and the concert by the bay ..

the crowd was really moving .. jamming to the groove

the whole place was jumping it was a dead lively mood

she was going to interview . the green cyclops lad..

when she learned ..of another crime that had been had ..

the same little pawprints were found close by

made she thought quite recently.. by quite a little guy ..

the crime scene it was gruesome.. blood was everywhere

it even brought a dragon.. who tried to pretend he wasnt there ...

She asked a purple princess for her purpley advice ...

who pointed to the headless horseman and said ask him.. hes nice ..

she interviewed the robot.. whos head was very round..but he just couldnt help her .. no evidence was found...

then one day a goth man she'd never ever seen,
approached her and said Ive got info on bunny crime scene..

It wasnt the handsome one .. who rides just like the wind..

It wasnt the beauty who's also pretty deep within..

It wasnt the lucky guy who danced with two babes..

it wasnt the squid with cougar singers played..

it wasnt the wise ferret.. or his pretty friend by his side ..

it wasnt the new human around.. for hes a very special guy

he told her tales of horribe things.. done deep underground

where unspeakable acts were performed

and screams they had no sound

he told about a wizard.. who worked his magic spells..

he was mostly harmless and called himself MIDEL

he transformed into beings.. that truly make you whince

and that he's mostly harmless of noone could convince.
but then she met DUKEMAN .. a superhero guy

who had mad Bball skillz but really couldnt fly ..

he told her of ol bonechill.. a long forgotten soul

who danced all day without his skin at the shelter I am told

she started to piece together ..the dastardly feat..

and how his evil plans were just about complete.. but he didnt bank on Moral Dilema..

their awful rawkin sound

(que Velveeta singing her solo here )

or on all the others.. who live around this town

so he was arrested by sheriff Alan Hearn

and sent to Linden jail , where his lesson he will learn!

But with all you've read and seen ... all of it I'm afraid........

................................ all 'twas just a dream .........

THE END